11. Jessica Simpson
Bubbly, cute, and a voice that soothes the soul. Simpson’s music and decision making career wise may not be secular but the way she smells does. If you know anything about Jessica Simpson you should know that she isn’t the brightest crayon in the crayon box. While speaking with Ellen Degeneres she publicly told an audience that she doesn’t brush her teeth daily because she doesn’t want them to be “too slippery.” Seriously… this is true. Instead she wipes them down with a t-shirt. She is quoted saying this while in conversation with Ellen, “I know it’s gross but I always have fresh breath,” she said. “It’s really weird but I have great breath.” Sure Jessica, you have “great breath.” She was also caught again in public forum stating that she farts a lot, like a lot a lot, and that her flatulence smells like roses. For somebody that’s Christian she sure does lie a lot… Ok, we wouldn’t know but we’re not getting close enough to find out what Jessica’s breath or farts really smells like. No wonder Nick Lachey left.