13. Britney Spears
Britney Spears is another teen pop sensation that swept the nation in the late 90s melting hearts from coast to coast. If you hadn’t heard Britney’s “Baby One More Time” at least 45 times a week in ’99 you either were living under a rock or deaf. As she grew in the industry and continuously gained unwanted attention she cracked and had a major public meltdown. Since then Britney has made a major comeback is back to melting hearts and apparently nostril hair alike. There has been multiple sources from ex-bodyguards to ex-boyfriends that have claimed that the “Toxic” singer is well… sort of toxic when it comes to one’s scent glands. According to ex-boyfriend Jason Trawick, Britney doesn’t like to wash her hair until she noticed a “sour” smell coming from her cranium. She constantly wore the same clothes without even attempting to wash them, in which her garments would gather an unique odor. Ex-bodyguard, Fernando Flores claimed that the pop singer rarely bathed, reeked of cigarette smoke, farted like Louis Armstrong playing the trumpet, and cursed like a sailor. Our last piece of evidence comes from an anonymous source that had the joy of sharing a flight with Britney. Apparently the singer took her shoes on board this flight and the odor offended so many passengers that a flight attendant was forced to tell Britney to put her shoes back on… But hey, what can expect from someone who’s from Louisiana and actually married Kevin Federline. Seriously… she MARRIED Kevin Federline.