2. Kourtney Kardashian
It’s strange that everyone is so interested in trying to “keep up with Kardashians,” but what if one those Kardashian’s smelled like the Detroit Lions locker room? [We’re not talking about Kim this time.] For a family that has been business savvy enough to invest in almost everything from perfumes to sex tapes you would think Kourtney would actually use some of her own perfume. Apparently Kourtney is another one of those hippy naturalist chicks. She refuses to wear deodorant for health reasons and uses natural deodorant made out of crystals. According to Scott Disick those natural remedies aren’t working… at all. On an episode of “Kourtney and Kim Take Miami” Khloe brings up the topic of Kourtney’s rancid BO making it a theme of the episode. In another one of the Kardashians’ empire like shows Khloe was a judge of a “vagina smelling” contest between Kim and Kourtney. Strange sibling rivalry? Yes. Good for television? Also yes. Did Kourtney win the contest? No. She smells like Woodstock and it sucks because she is gorgeous.